Friday, March 19, 2010

How Can we Understand them....

அட இந்த உளறலை நீங்க வது ஆளா பார்க்குறீங்க
We don't understand Women : 

Their "Whatever" "Anything" And "You Decide"

1 . (Whatever)

Men: What should we have for dinner?

Women: Whatever..

Men: Why don't we have Mexican..?

Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face..

Men: All right, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine

Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too..?

Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood

Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea..

Men: Then what do you suggest..?

Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything

Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time

Women: Watching movie is not good, it's a waste of time

Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises..?

Women: Exercise on such a hot day..?

Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink

Women: I am off caffeine

Men: Then what do you suggest..?

Women: Anything

3. (You decide)

Men: Then do we just go home..?

Women: You decide

Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you

Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.

Men: OK; we will take a cab

Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance

Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather

Women: I am hungry, can't walk.

Men: Then what do you suggest?

Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first?

Women: Whatever...

Men: What shall we eat?

Women: Anything..

( Soon We Will be MAD... )

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