Saturday, January 30, 2010

தண்ணி...நம்ம ஊருக்கு வரல...

இந்த தண்ணி இன்னும் நம்ம ஊருக்கு வரல...


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அனைவரும் வாட்டர் பாட்டலை மட்டும் 

பார்த்தீர்கள்  என நம்புகிறேன்....

 
நான் காவிரி யோ , 

இல்ல கிருஷ்ணா வோ.. 

இல்ல முல்லை பெரியார 

பத்தியோ 

சொல்லுவேன்னு நீங்க எதிர்

பார்த்தா...


அது என் தப்பு இல்ல ... 


Car 2010...



The Chinese Car is coming soon..!



 


NEW CAR- FOR $600------- 

New Single Seat VW (INR:: 27965 Rs) 

 

  

  

  

  

அவனுங்க உயரம் தான் கம்மி..

ஆனா மத்தது எல்லாம் கொஞ்சம் பெரிசு...

நான் மூளையை சொன்னேன்....



Idea to Recruit the Right Person

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB...?


Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.


Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.



Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.






If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the
accounts
Department
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If they are recounting them..
Put them in
auditing ..



If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in
engineering.




If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in
planning.



If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.

Put them in
operations .



If they are sleeping.
Put them in
security.



If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in
information
Technology
.




If they are sitting idle.
Put them in
human resources.



If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet

Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in
sales.



If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in
marketing...





If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on
strategic
Planning..




And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each

Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.




Congratulate them and put them
In
Top management

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Tintumon...







Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated



Tintumon: Dosa






Bus Cunductor : Why are you standing near the door,

is your father a watchman?



Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”,

 Is your father a Beggar ??







A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”


tintumon: “JAMBALAKDI PAMBA”


professor: “i dont understand anything”


tintumon: “ Me also Can't Undertand what you have asked”






Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night



Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night


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Tintumon: so.. you came after I slept..?









Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as

your mother?


Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?








To be is to do(Socrates)


To do is to be(Plato)


To be or not to be(Shakespeare)


Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..










Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?


Ramu : Alumina.


Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?


Tintumon : “Filomina”










Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?


Tintumon: Dineshan


Teacher :What?????


Tintumon : yes madam..Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan




Cooooooooool...!

ஆஹா... அண்ணனுக்கு இன்னா அறிவு...

        What an Idea Sir Ji...




























ஆஹா... அண்ணனுக்கு

 இன்னா அறிவு...

தெலுங்கானா சில சந்தேகங்கள்....

தெலுங்கானா சில

சந்தேகங்கள்...


1 . தெலுங்கானா


அப்படினா



தெலுங்குல


பாடுற கானா வா...????



சரி..சரி.. காண்டு

ஆவாதீங்க...


விஷயம் அது இல்ல..




2 . ஆந்திராவை


தெலுங்கானா ,


ஆந்திரா னு  ரெண்டா


பிரிச்சிட்டாங்கனா..

                                                                         
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 சொந்தம்...????


ஹி..ஹி.. ஹி..

என் கவலை எனக்கு....

The Best product from MICROSOFT....

The Best product

from MICROSOFT... ???








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Bill Gates daughter.

யம்ம..யம்ம..யம்ம...யம்மா..


என்னமா இருக்காடா...

ஊத்துக்குளி வெண்ணை போல...

ஹ்ம்ம்ம்ம்மம்மம்ம்ம்ம்..

எவனுக்கு மச்சமோ..  

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

என்ன எழவுடா இது....

என்ன எழவுடா இது... .


எத தான் இவனுங்க


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