What is an Audit.....?

அட இந்த உளறலை நீங்க வது ஆளா பார்க்குறீங்க

தமிழ் ல டைப்  பண்ணா ரொம்ப நேரம் ஆகுதுங்க...

அதனால மன்னிச்சுக்குங்க....


Once upon a time there was a shepherd
 
looking after his sheep on the side

of a deserted road. 

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, 

Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses,

TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin

tie gets out and asks the shepherd, 

'If I can tell you how many sheep you have,

will you give me one

of them?' 

The shepherd looks at the young man, 

then looks at the large flock of grazing 

sheep and replies, 'Okay.'

The young man parks the car, 

connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,

enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using

his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables

filled with algorithms and pivot tables. 

He then prints out a  150-page report

on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to

the shepherd and says, ‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.' 

The shepherd cheers,

'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'

 The young man takes one of the

animals from the flock and puts it in the

back of his Porsche. 

The shepherd looks at him and asks, 

'If I guess your profession, will you return 

 my animal to me?' 

The young man answers, 'Yes,why not?' 

The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'

'How did you know?'

 asks the young man. 

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd.
 

'Firstly, you came here without being wanted.
 

Secondly, you charged me a fee to 

tell me something I already knew.
 

Thirdly, you don't understand 

anything about my business.....

 Now can I have my dog back? '